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Tuesday, October 12, 2004

I need advice

So last night I was sleeping on the couch while Cody and Andrew studied for this test that we all had today. My phone started ringing, which immediately woke me up and pissed me off. Sleep is important, god dammit. I check the number and its some crazy local number - maybe it was someone on campus. I answer it and say 'hello' to which I'm responded with:

Her: "Who is this?"
Me: "Uh, who is this?"
Her: "This is Lauren. This number was on my phone, and I didn't know who it was or how it got there."

Now, I know I do a lot of crazy things when I'm drunk, and drunk-dialing is one of my personal favorites. It's fun for everyone, plus your friends get to tell you all the stupid crazy shit that you said the night before. So I immediately assume that she was the victim of one of my drunk dials...

Me: "Ummm.... was this Saturday night?"
Her: "Yeah, I was in Tennessee when I got the call. Who are you?"
Me: "This is Ryan. You're Lauren? That name sound so familiar. Where do I know you from?"
Her: "I have no idea. I just called this number to find out why it was on my phone."
Me: "Wait, do you know Jenn?"
Her: "Jenn who?"
Me: "Jenn Sahr???"
Her: "Yeah, why?"
Me: "Alright, it makes sense now. I was hanging out with Jenn on saturday - she must have called you or given me the number or something. Wait, you were at the ATO party a couple weeks ago weren't you?"

*BINGO* - This was one of the girls that I was taking turns making out with. I think she was on the right side. And I remember she was really cute - hot even. So the conversation winded down once we figured out what was going on. I still have her number and she apparently has mine. I didn't really suggest anything on the phone, so I need someone to tell me what to do next. I sort of suck at phone calls... I have intentions but then I end up just slobbering on myself and saying things like "I think I should make out with my mom." Girls get turned off and never talk to me again.

So, any advice? Maybe I should poop on her.

1 Comments:

  • Hey
    ya i know how you feel well first you can start by just talking to her, nothing special, maybe ask her on a date or something like that, see what she says. Worst she can say is no. Right?

    By Blogger Tricia, at 12:09 PM  

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